.com have picked up on a rumour in the Ronnie(?) that we are looking at a preseason trip to Saudi Arabia.

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

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Future headlines -

Dyer To Have Hands Cut Off After Getting 'Well Oiled' Shocker
Idi Amin Claims He Influenced Winning Streak
Newcastle "No Great Sheikhs"
Saudi Based Al-Qaida Distance Themselves from Newcastle Gremlins
Footballers' Wives On Tour: Back Seat Drivers
Saudi Arabia Given Air of Respectability Despite Consistent Human Rights Abuses, Anti-Democratic Constitution, Harbouring Terrorists, Crippling Countries with Oil Price Hikes, etc (cont. p3-178)

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

I think you might be just fuelling speculation there Ciara. Aa hope this plan hasn't been med in a hurry. We might be playing in completely deserted stadiums. There should be a gulf in class between them and our more refined play, so if wor ganna mecca success of this tour wi'd bedouin aall wor matches. Matches! Doesn't sound very safe to me...

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

I think you might be just fuelling speculation there Ciara. Aa hope this plan hasn't been med in a hurry. We might be playing in completely deserted stadiums. There should be a gulf in class between them and our more refined play, so if wor ganna mecca success of this tour wi'd bedouin aall wor matches. Matches! Doesn't sound very safe to me...

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

Ciara - I think you could have chosen a less ambiguous title for this thread. There might be several thousand fans killed in the pre-season rush. :-)

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

That would be the club's alternative plans to have a Free Alcohol Preseason in Ayia Napa. ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002