The lyrics of a dance tune my 63 yr old mother-in-law was whistling while returning from a family party on Saturday.

Any other family faux pas on similar lines?

For example, while talking about wedding bands the self same m-in-l (not the rapper) confided that she likes a tight ring. And apararently "you like a nice tight ring, don't you Albert?".

Finbarr Saunders need not reply...

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

Answers

"Blow my whistle, bitch"

isn't that what Gav said to LDM?

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

Can someone explain this story about Gav and LDM? I'm intrigued!

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

There is no story...I had a couple of private dances of her in a club one night and someone took a picture of me with my head between her tits, I passed it onto Screacher and then it got everywhere...i'm certain Steph still has a copy of it :))

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

Class! Wouldn't mind seeing that..or being in that position myself actually!

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

How would we know it was you Gav? ;o{)

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

That'd be the boob wearing the dingle hat.

Think I'll make like a river and run.... ;-))

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

I've still got that picture somewhere. It went missing for a while but turned up on Softie's PC. Available soon by male order if anybody's stupid enough to pay e enough.

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2002

Just checked, still got it! Any offers?

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

Minnesota, Softie is a married man and I think it's very out of order for you to be disclosing, in a public forum, the existence of that picture on his pc. Such information, in the wrong hands, could ruin the poor lad.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

tiger tokens Steph? or aussie dollars, worth about the same?

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

Me and my sisters went out for a meal with our mam last night (85 years old). She was talking about the vicar at her church and compained "He's a bit formal when he does the uteris". We all fell about the place - complete hysterics. Eventually calmed down enough to tell her it's "Eucharist" - Mind even she laughed when she realised what she'd said - bless her!

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

That reminds me of a silly Friday at work a few weeks back. 2 people were about to join the dept so lunch conversation revolved around how to make space for them in already limited area. Another problem was the lack of extra cubicle walls around the building. One of my co- workers pointed to the curved walls used in the cafeteria and said we could steal those and make 'circle-cles'. A few minutes later another co-worker tried to relay this idea to our boss, who'd just joined us. She wound up saying we were planning to build a new 'cervical'. I don't think any of us stopped giggling the rest of the afternoon. :-)

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

LOL Pilgrim and Ciara.

On a similar theme, a character in Spike Milligan's "Adolph Hitler-My Part In His Downfall" speaks of having "sectional intercourse".

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002

I remember watching an Arsenal v. Newcastle game a couple of years back, anyway got chattin to this female arsenal fan (from the US) don't know how it started but it finished with her announcing that she loved "seaman" not david seaman just "seaman" well at that point I thought all my dreams had come true didn't I..............until her husband walked, big bastard that he was.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2002