Quote of the year

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QUOTE OF THE YEAR

Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Representative Dick Armey, who when asked: If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?

He responded: "If I were in the President's place I would not have gotten a chance to resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood, hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying, "How do I reload this darn thing?"

-- Sissy Barth (iblong2Him@ilovejesus.net), March 26, 2002

Answers

A good one! Thanks! LQ

-- Little Quacker (carouselxing@juno.com), March 26, 2002.

Mrs. Armey sounds like a womas after my own heart!!!

-- Michelle Thomas (mpthomas83@hotmail.com), March 26, 2002.

Good one! if he were my husband, he wouldn't be laying in that pool of blood hearing anything, he'd buried 6 feet under somewhere in the back 40! I don't miss when I shoot and I have zero tolerance for infidelity in a marriage.

-- rose marie wild (wintersongfarm@yahoo.com), March 26, 2002.

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