A man in a bar, after several drinks, began bragging that he could identify any type of wood by its smell. The patrons of the bar decided to test him. The man was blindfolded and presented with several pieces of wood. First they tried maple. He smelled it and said "that's maple." They then tried ebony; he again smelled it and named the wood correctly. He did this with ever piece of wood they brought before him. The bartman then got an idea to trick him. And they took one of the barmaids and put her crotch up to his nose. He sniffed for a while. "Boy," he said "this is difficult, flip that board over and let me smell the other side." So they took the barmaid and put her @r$e near his nose. He took a big whiff, started to smile and said, "You guys can't fool me! That's the $h!thouse door from a tuna boat!"

Hat, coat, door................RUNNING for it...........

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2002

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Appalling pleasantry for a Sunday morning, you should be ashamed at yourself!

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2002

Another Pathetic attempt :

A young hotshot gets a job with the Inland Revenue. His first assignment is to audit an old Rabbi.

He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old Rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"

The Rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."

The kid says, "and what do you do with the crumbs from your table?" The rabbi says, "we send them to he matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."

The kid says, "and what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"

The rabbi says, "we send them to the Inland Revenue, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."

I'm oota here.................

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2002