Israeli policemen inspect a head which they later confirmed belonged to a Palestinian suicide bomber after a bomb exploded in Jerusalem March 21, 2002. The suicide bomber blew himself up in a busy shopping street in Jerusalem on Thursday, killing at least two people as the United States tried to broker an Israeli-Palestinian truce, police said. (Nir Elias/Reuters)

-- (not@good.sign), March 21, 2002

Answers

The Palestinian bomber obviously did not listen to the advice of his friends who told him not to lose his head.

-- hee hee haaw haaw (lost@his.composure), March 21, 2002.

One cop to the next: "Anybody got a doggie bag?"

-- (let's @ wrap. this up), March 21, 2002.

Dorf on golf.

-- (lars@indy.net), March 21, 2002.

One cop to the next: "Okay now, when I come running up you pull your hands back just as I am about to kick it, like this. I have watched the American football players, trust me, I know how to make a field goal."

-- (aim@goal.posts), March 22, 2002.

"Better call in the chains, it's really close to the 10 yard line."

-- (1st down @ goal. to go), March 22, 2002.

ROTFL! A Palestinian pigskin! That is a good way to win the game, use the opponent as the ball! They save a lot of money on footballs too!

-- John Madden (get @ head. of opponent), March 22, 2002.

It is believed that the origin of soccer was as a sort of victory celebration over a defeated enemy, by kicking around the head of an enemy corpse. Good clean fun, if you're an ostrogothic sort (ilk?).

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), March 22, 2002.