Those lovely boys who sometimes drive the trains for Scotrail have announced a furher 11 strike dates over the next couple of months.

The last of these is the date of the Champions League final in Glasgow. Big opportunity to show off how this wee nation can host a major footie event, boost the claims for hosting Euro 2008 and a bunch of eejits decide to shaft it.

Biggets concern may be if Arsenal are in the final and Bergkamp has to try and get the train up !!

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2002

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I like the typo of 'furher' !!

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2002

Och Heil!

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2002

Funnily enough the Queen is due sometime in the summer to open the new Metro extension to Mackemland. Guess which day the pissed off metro workers are striking?

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2002

Our brave boys were welcomed back from Dunkirk with a rail strike. That would have shown the government a thing or two if the Germans had invaded...

-- Anonymous, March 20, 2002