What is the "age of consent" for a goat?

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Mirror.co.uk Mar 19, 2002

LINK By Kevin Lynch

A man who had sex with a goat in full view of a train-load of commuters was today jailed for six months.

Stephen Hall, 23, pleaded guilty to one charge of buggery with an animal following the assault on the nanny goat in August last year.

As well as passengers on a passing train, the attack was witnessed by a man out walking with his grandson.

Sentencing Hall, Judge Michael Mettyear at Hull Crown Court described the assault as "bizarre and disgusting".

And he said he was frustrated the law did not permit him to ban Hall from working with children in the future.

Earlier in the week the court heard how HIV-positive Hall had tied his belt around the female goat's neck during the incident at Argyle Street allotments in Hull.

After initially denying the charge and ordering an identification parade, Hall pleaded guilty to one count of buggery with an animal in January.

-- (lars@indy.net), March 19, 2002


There once was a fellow named Hall

had sex with a goat in a mall

He pleaded to buggery

I smell skull-duggery

The nanny was having a ball

-- (lars@indy.net), March 19, 2002.

There's no age of consent you fool! The younger goats are the best, at least for me cuz I got a small pecker. The older goats are much looser, but usually their bungoles are still pretty tight. Try not to ask stupid questions Lars, this should be obvious even to a lamebrain like you.

-- Send (mo@money.please), March 19, 2002.

Sorry, I'm really not Send. I'm just a troll posting as Send.

-- Send (mo@money.please), March 19, 2002.

Hey, quit trolling me you troll troll! I'm already a troll, so that makes you a troll of a troll, the lowest form of life.

-- Send (mo@money.please), March 19, 2002.

Sorry again for the outburst. My life is so pointless that I have to steal people's identities and post under their names in order to get any kind of attention at all. Please, notice me!!

-- Send (mo@money.please), March 19, 2002.

This troll is not doing a very good job of pretending to be me. I never had sex with goats, that is preposterous. My weenie is much too small for goats, I prefer cats and chickens.

-- Send (mo@money.please), March 19, 2002.

C'monnnnnnnn!! Nobody's noticing meeee!! I said I prefer cats and chickens!!! I have a small weenie!! Get it??? My WEENIE IS SMALL!!! Who does one have to impersonate around here to get any attention?!?!? Mommmmmyyyy!!!!

-- Send (mo@money.please), March 19, 2002.

I post a serious news item and these are the replies? I am appalled. Maaaaaaaa.

-- (lars@indy.net), March 19, 2002.

I'm sorry Lars. It's just that I feel so insecure having spent so much money on preps for Y2K that I was never able to use. Now I'm stuck with barrels of rancid beans and rice and more guns and ammunition than many small countries. I was so ready to go out and kill my polly neighbors that you simply can't imagine my incredible disappointment having to continue to live under the same laws that existed before the rollover. I visit the TimeBomb2000 Forum every day, hoping for news that I will finally be able to experience the future that I prepared for, only to find empty promises and false predictions. My only solace is coming here and impersonating people like "Send" who continue to remind me of how wrong I was about Y2K. I know it may not seem like much, but it's all I have.

-- Send (mo@money.please), March 19, 2002.

Lars, a goat cannot give informed consent. A goat cannot be informed of any fact other than dinner has or has not been served. A goat would never consent to anything unrelated to dinner. The goat in this case was traumatized and will likely have to undergo therapy at taxpayer expense.

-- helen (goats@r.us), March 19, 2002.

A goat would never consent to anything unrelated to dinner.

But what about dessert.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), March 19, 2002.


-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), March 19, 2002.

Goat sex

-- (Old McDonald@his.farm), March 20, 2002.

Denying me my right to fornicate with my favorite goat is an outrage. We need to get our guns, hide our preps and storm washington. Come on nanny...

-- Dennis Olson (olsongoatfucker@hotmail.com), March 20, 2002.

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! There’s one goat that better have a great HMO plan.

-- Bloated (blimp@boffs.Billy), March 20, 2002.

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