I very nearly chinned this arsehole on Saturday. His anti Shearer bollox was so full of hatred for the man that I had to count to 10. For the record - I've just read the Ronnie - he has scored 23 pens out of 27 for NUFC. This means he has missed four.
1) Ipswich
2) Mackum Takums
3) Blackburn in the Worthless at the Leazers with only seconds to go
4) ? I wish I had these fact when I was close to punching this arsehole.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

Answers

Fulham? Keeper came off his line before the whistle.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

Didn't he miss one against the smoggies too?

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

I wish I'd seen this interview but according to a mate at work Shearer's after the match went something like this:

Journo - What did you think of the penalty.

AS - absolutely rubbish

Journo - Not to worry there's always the pizza adds

AS - (laughing) thanks at least you've give me a laugh.

Didn't see it so can't print exact words but I really wish I had.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

Crikey! Fulham only this year of course! God my brains? can't rememeber the Smog pen . I remember Solano at the Leazers last season against them.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

Just about word perfect Andy.

And the response was delivered with a massive grin, so he's obviously going to have a hell of a job coming to terms with the miss. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

Birmingham City (a) Worthington Cup.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

24 from 28, feckin Alan Oliver, anymore?

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

Doh! 23 from 28

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

As long as he doesn't have to take one in the dying minutes of the game he's fine. I reckon he was just knackered on Saturday. Robert should have took it.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

Robert taking it was a big no-no.

Of course he would probably score, but could you imagine if he'd missed?

The abuse that man would get off a large proportion of tosserite supporters would be unbearable and he'd be off like a shot.

I don't even want to think about it.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

.com reckon he's missed 6.

-- Anonymous, March 19, 2002