Just read about you folk's impending new arrival - boy time sure went fast, didn't it?! Though your wife probably doesn't think so; I seem to remember that last month lasted forever!! She hasn't been cleaning behing the fridge or anything yet, has she?

Good luck to all of you - and let us know when your new little one gets here! Gosh, spring is just busting out all over with new babies everywhere!

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

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J.R. I hope you didn't fall for that Lamaze business like I did. See I took these classes when my wife was pregnant because they told me I could be a BIG part of the birth. I was to be the coach. Ya know, now BlOW honey! PUFF PUFF! Hey I thought it was going pretty good until it got serious and she told me to GET ^THE F@#&!ck OUTA HERE!!!!!

I did........Hey Let me know how it go's fer you!!!!......CONGRADS ...Kirk

-- Anonymous, March 17, 2002

Thanks guys, I'm still waiting over here. . . spent the weekend sneaking up behind my wife and yelling 'Boo', but it didn't help. Nearly got Vulcan pinched to death or karate chopped in adam's apple, though; if not for cat-like reflexes . . ?

Kirk: Been there with my now four year old son. Yeah, 'natural childbirth' sure is full of machines-incubators-monitors and other assorted paraphenalia (sp?) . . . My wife, went with NO MEDS, and did fine. Brave women, I guess I could do my part (which ain't much, I mean how hard is it to cut the cord? Way more qualified people in my estimation.

Thanks for the thoughts . . . will fill you in when we're done here. Her due date is this Thursday, so if baby feels like making a fashionably late entrance, this might take a while.

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

I can't wait to hear all about it! Good luck!!!

-- Anonymous, March 18, 2002

WELL? It's Thursday. Is anything happening yet?

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2002