One of the more amusing spam subject lines I've seen in awhile. Certainly a nice break from 'Englarge your penis' and 'Britney naked'.

I just wonder if the people sending this stuff out think anyone actually reads emails with such obvious subject lines.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

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-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

......you clearly don't comprehend the male psyche (sp?) as well as the spammers, ciara! ;0{)

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

LOL! Good point. There is actually a nearly total lack of spam subject lines directed at women. ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

I think it was Min.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

What, Get a life? min calling for the whore, min was the whore, min the spammer, min being spam for females or all of the above?

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

Oh, I didn't realize. Sorry about that min. You'll have to be a bit more creative with your subject lines if you want to be successful. ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

"Oops! My dress just fell off."

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

Makes me laugh. "18F with webcam ready for you now!", "Sorority chicks get down and dirty", "Bored housewife makes cup of tea - live!"

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

phwooar I just fancy a nice cup of tea...

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

My fave one is: "Fire the creep that calls himself your boss!"

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

Kenny, if you pay the premium line rate and have a credit card to hand you can see a bored housewife make a cup of tea RIGHT NOW! That's right, REAL housewives and REAL tea on your computer. No more hanging around for the occasional Britta water filter adds, no more Gold Blend couple will-they-won't-they coffee but XXX rated cups BRIMMING FULL of Sainsbury's Brown Label tea with just a drop of MILK! Our girls are waiting to make a cup of tea JUST FOR YOU and as soon as the kettle boils they will GET IT ON! etc etc

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

roflmao cant wait ill use my golfish card and get points at the same time. Although i do prefer Yorkshire tea. But beggars cant be choosers eh

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

Doesn't "Shearer demonstrates new Toon strip" get the ladies going then? Perhaps not as much as "All your cellulite will disappear while you watch a single episode of your favourite soap!".

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

You're on the right track with the Shearer one, Jonno. How about "Steve Harper bakes a cake just for you"? ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

Maybe "Shearer demonstrates new Toon strips" .......

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

LOL Ciara!

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

Wahey!! That one would get my attention, Steph. :-)

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

Well weve all got your level now , just look for balding blokes creasoting fences and youll not be far behind..

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

Saying that, last time I saw Shearer on the telly he didn't seem to be balding at all.

A little bit of a receding hairline, but that was all.

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002