BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

Cheerio Subbuteo

Scenario Fellacio

Portfolio

SUBS:Placebo; Porno; Polio; Banjo; Brasso; Stereo (L); Stereo (R); Hydrochlorofluoro; Aristotle

SLOVENIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

Itch

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

Hic Sic Spic Pric

Digaditch Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

SUBS: Mowapitch; Letsgetrich

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

Slalomsky Downhillsky

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

Nobov Taykitov

SUBS: Rubitov; Gechakitov; Sodov; Pastryshev; Najinsky Desert Orchid

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

Busqueue Snookercu

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

SUBS: U; NonU; ManU; Stuffyiou

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002

San Francisco

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina Bodegas Luis Canon Sombrero

Chihuahua Jose

SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key; Burrito; Speedy Gonzalez; Tequila; Caramba

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002