gav, she's going to retire, do you think it's been a down hills slide since your time together?

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Answers

Some people have very long memories....I said MEMORIES! :))

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

was it "M. Screach Fats" who said your tits were bigger than hers? i can't remember? hows the fogg points mate?

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Met her when I was installing and training at Sport newspapers, I thought she was rotten...

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Fogg points are put to bed forever now mate....I'm engaged :))

I think she's rotten as well....

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

good thing you didn't bump into her or you'd have been boinged somewhere near Wales! she looks well rotten, apparently her over protective brothers are big t&ts too.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

yeah, but you don't get your reputation for nothing matey! so you are now officially settling down?

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

I am 100% settled down...that's it for me, time to get the pipe and slippers in and get rid of the tacky chat up lines hand book :))

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

I see your fiancee reads your email then Gav. :o))

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Haha she hasn't found this place yet mate, I'm very careful to clear my cache out :))

If she'd seen my name involved with a title like this i'd be in big trouble :))

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Or should I say reads Greenspun?

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

gav, i think she'd be fine about LDM, but hanging around in internet chat rooms? then she'll get worried!

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Hmmm, I still have THAT photo tucked away somewhere..........

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

You're a bloody danger Steph! ;))

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

I watched her playing pool without using her hands on Granada Men and Motors the other night. Crikey.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Is that who it was. Me and the wife couldn't stop laughing at the stupid things some people will do.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Gav's woman? She looked more of a snooker player :-)

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Hey Gav.....U seen the LDM hardcore vids yet or pics........very nice :)

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Seen them? He's IN them!!

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Thanks Gus!!....just as well she isn't reading this eh? :))

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

can someone let me in on the story regarding this thread!

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Didn't realise she could read Gav. BTW Softie, do you think they'll be repeating that Men and Motors? I missed it.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Softie's probably videoed it. Mind you, you'll needs a wide-screen to get the ful leffect.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

It was on some show called Bra Busters or something so I settled down with a cup of tea and a muffin expecting to watch some educational programme about the suffragettes. Imagine my surprise when I was bombarded with lewd images of a fat lass with enormous knockers doing something with a piece of wood and some balls? Tsk tsk. And only 2 hours after the water shed, I could have scalded myself or dropped my plate and ended up with fluff all over my muffin.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

You mean like she did Softie. I bet your tea was cold by the time you got round to switching channels.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Well, only because I was busy rooting around for a pen and paper to write an outraged letter to the Broadcasting Standards Council, I could have turned it off at any time but wanted to be quite certain just how shocking and explicit the content was.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

I mean, you wouldn't want to go off half-cocked would you?

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

I find all this talk about my wife most distasteful. She is very talented, great in bed and earns a mint. Which keeps me in beer and tabs very nicely, thank you.

-- Anonymous, March 13, 2002

Just out of interest, how tight were the pockets Softie?

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

Naaaaaaaa...the bloke in the vid IS NOT Gav!

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

I've not kept abreast of developments on this thread so far but I think a couple of points are (outstandingly) obvious. Whilst LDM clearly has her knockers critics, she must be laughing all the way to the bank. I urge you all then to raise your jugs glasses and wish her well in her retirement.

I'm glad I've got that off my chest.

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

Gav,

If you're retiring - any chance you could chuck your little black book in ym direction mate? taaaaaaaaa

;-)

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

If a couple of Scousers and the other mob roughed you up min, you do not need Gavs book, you need a gym or self defence course.

Besides you probably could not lift Gavs' book!

-- Anonymous, March 14, 2002

Ho ho ho...very amusing :)) I never had a little black book, didn't need it cos i've always been as pure as the driven snow...

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

.....yellow snow, presumably Gav?

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

All the comedians are out today aren't they :))))

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002

The book was black, but has weathered to a grubby brown from overuse ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 15, 2002