Rule #1: No smoking, except if your nether appendages are in immediate contact with fire and/or brimstone.

Rule #2: No cutting ahead in line. Your turn will come soon enough.

Rule #3: If you cough, cover your mouth. No reason to add mucous to anyone's list of miseries.

Rule #4: No whining. Satan won't sit still for it.

Rule #5: Mind the imps. They have seniority.

-- Aimless (aimless@national_raffle_association.org), March 12, 2002