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Life As A Female Bear....
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
If you're a bear he EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I wanna be a bear.
-- Anonymous, March 10, 2002