I'm pretty sure I got this off the Internet. I hope it wasn't from here (what an expose that would be, of my pitiful memory).

Anyway, this bright young corporate climber is told by his boss that the family will be spending vacation time up north, in Frozenbutt MN. He says "Sir, why do you want to go there. Nothing up there but hookers and hocky players." The boss turns purple and roars, "My wife is from Frozenbutt." "Oh really, what position does she play?"

-- Anonymous, March 08, 2002

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2002