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The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
Did you know that autopsy is a dying practice?
A little boy fired his light-colored crayons because they wouldn't show up.
Two surgeons had a heart to heart.
A card shark loved donuts and always had his ace in the hole.
The IRS visited the bronze maker and got down to brass tax.
Should old people feel youthless?
He got fired at the coffee shop for coming to work in a T-shirt.
A pediatrician is a doctor of little patients.
When it came time to judge, the carpenter was floored by the panel.
-- Amanda in Georgia!!! (firstname.lastname@example.org), March 07, 2002