I've lately been musing about being a fly on the wall in various rooms...(to eavedrop on conversations). I have decided that (since this is hypothetical anyway) I would like to be a fly on the wall in a room, overhearing Dorothy Parker, Oscar Wilde, and Mark Twain chatting. Do you suppose those quips could kill? Or perhaps a fly on the wall overhearing Noam Chomsky and Phyllis Shlafly. Do you suppose my head would snap at the neck from the constant twisting from watching the volleying?

Any people/conversations that you would like to overhear? (Ugh, not Bill and Monica, please, although they seem to have hit the headline hit parade again this week..)

Just searching for humor, I guess.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

Answers

Ohhh, to be a fly on the wall with

Dick cheney, GW, and Ken Lay (not funny but rich with potential) Conversations between Joel and Becky Jesus and Siddartha

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

No Becky I swear I here em out there!!! They are everywhere COMIN TO GET ME!!!!!!!! OH DEAR GOD WHERES MY AMMO!!!!!!! Relax Joel, the dogs in the garbage can again.......

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2002

Sheepish, when I used a Dorothy Parker quote on CF I got censored! hee hee. Dr Laura and Elton John....the fur would fly. Me and Zsa zsa(or was that Ava?).."But dahlink you zimply must take care of you nails and vace dahlink because vhat else does a voman have to fall back on but her looks dahlink. Vhy are you diggink in zat manure pile dahlink itz zzooo unladylike...?" "GREEEEEEEN ACRES IS THE PLACE FOR MEEEE...I CAN"T HEAR YOU...lalalalalalalala"

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2002

Joel and Becky???? Heck, just Joel and the other 31 of his personalities would be a hoot!!! Talk about "head games"!!!

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2002

I forgot a couple. How about Jesus and Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell

-- Anonymous, March 07, 2002

Bad Kirk! Bad! (Hee hee hee). And Annie too! Poor old Joel...

I keep thinking and thinking on this one, and I just can't come up with anybody! I can think of lots of people that I would like to have a conversation with, though...

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2002

John Muir, Gifford Pinchot and Teddy Roosevelt discussing the pros and cons of putting that dam in Hetch Hetchy. (This is the dam that broke John Muir's heart and he died not long after it was built.)

-- Anonymous, March 09, 2002