I had a dream last night that we lost to Bologna in some unspecified European competition. It was 4-3 to us at half time and they won 6-4.

Presumptuous, my dreams?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

Answers

Have you been eating cheese before your horlicks?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

Ah, yes...that will be the Inter-Spag-Bol. We lost due to controversial Parmesan shavings.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

It was those mushrooms you used for your Bolognese.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

its a load of bolognese's

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

Can we get pasta these jokes, please?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

all i can say is you're a dreamy las-agne know it, which is fine.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

Were you hitting the sauce at the time, Dougal?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

Not until I've had a pizza di action lass. A gnew you would try and get the last word in.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

You aren't going to dessert yet? Gelato so amusing!

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

When you woke up were your PARMESANd hands sweating?

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002

There's a few silli puns on this thread (noodle) that people should be ashamed of.

-- Anonymous, March 06, 2002