Hello!

What's happening, MATHletes?

I have a bunch of crap to do today, so keep me entertained.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

Answers

Hello!

It's Monday. I don't know why I'm cheery. Also, last night when I was painting the bedroom, I tried to clean the a/c vent and ended up slicing most of the top of my index finger off. It's quite lovely. I am not only going to have Mom Hands soon, but they're going to be Mangled Mom Hands. Fabulous!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

Hey - I'm on my lunchbreak and decided leelee should post over at squishettes. Except... I can't remember her password. I think I can find it, though.

Anyway, look at this! Trouble in paradise?

Jessifer posted 04 March 2002 00:45

i haven't talked to the boy in 4 days, earlier today we had a 15 minute conversaion over IM about seeing other people. i called him earlier and the roommates girlfriend answered his phone and said he was preoccupied and drunk and i think he went with her to a strip club after i asked him not to and i'm sad and depressed and i'm wondering what or who he was so preoccupied with. ugh. now i'm crying again. fucking hormones.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

She lived with him in NC for like 2 months, too. I think she left at the end of Feb. You know, if someone like PigFatt can be so blase and throw away a relationship, is there any chance for the rest of us?

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

You know, if someone like PigFatt can be so blase and throw away a relationship, is there any chance for the rest of us?

God, that's funny.

Y'all, please help me. My Girl Scout cookies just came in.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

It's funny cause it's true.

That means my Girl Scout cookies are on their way!! Yay! And this also means I will be unemployed and sitting on my couch with 10 boxes of cookies. This is not good.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

The Tagalongs are so good, people. DAMN. I just ate 3 in 3 seconds. I have to get them away from me.

You know there's that method of quitting smoking where you overexpose yourself to smoke and like, smoke 75 cigarettes in a row so you won't want to ever do it again? If I had to eat 120 boxes of Tagalongs in an hour, I would do it and be like "Where's 121?"

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

Oh leelee, not your new gun! How embarrassing!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

Poor leelee. She is so crazy. I love all her !!!s.

And, you know, how bad is your day when your new gun jams up on you?

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

Man, leelee just outdid herself.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

Haaaaaaaaaaaa. Shit. leelee is a little scary.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

I wish leelee would marry me. I would even let her shoot out my windows, if her gun didn't accidentally get jammed.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

I think she's going to have to visit squishettes more often. I think I might also make her Hispanic. I don't know why.

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002

So quiet today. Quiet quiet. Who knew Monica would be such a hot topic?

I'm off. Only four days left here. How scary is that?

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2002