>Childbirth > >A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. >Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that >would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. >He asked if they were willing to try it out. >They were both very much in favour of it. >The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even >10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. >But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to >go ahead and bump it up a notch. >The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. >The husband was still feeling fine. >The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how well >he was doing. >At this point they decided to try for 50%. >The husband continued to feel quite well. >Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, >the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. >The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. >She and her husband were ecstatic. >When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.

-- Anonymous, March 01, 2002

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TeeHee!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, March 01, 2002

Hilarious!

-- Anonymous, March 01, 2002

A commercial traveller was driving through the Scottish Highlands > when his car broke down. There was a cottage near by so he went up to it and > knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander. > "My car has conked out," said the traveller, "Where can I spend the > night?" > "Why, right here of course!" said the Scot, "Come in and avail > yourself of our world famous hospitality." > The traveller duly entered the humble but cosy residence." Jeannie," > shouted the host in the direction of the kitchen, and in response to his > call his beautiful daughter appeared. "Jeannie, make a meal for the > gentleman > and remember to uphold our great tradition of Highland hospitality." The > traveller was soon tucking into an appetising meal, the girl had > indeed spared no effort to extend Highland hospitality to the guest. > "And now," said the Highlander, "I'm afraid I must go out and milk > the cows, but just make yourself at home and take full advantage of our > world > famous Highland hospitality." > No sooner had the door closed behind him than the traveller set about seducing the lovely daughter. In no time at all he had her on floor and was on the job. Suddenly the door opened and there stood the Highlander. He took one look at what was going on and his face turned purple with rage. He dropped his two buckets of milk with a crash and gave verbal vent to his wrath. "After all I have been saying about the Highland hospitality," he roared, "Arch your back woman, and take the poor man's balls off the cold floor."

-- Anonymous, March 01, 2002

TeeHeeHee!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, March 01, 2002

Irish fish shop.

Fish and chips twice please.

Dat's ok sor, I heard yuz de forst toim.

-- Anonymous, March 01, 2002