The doomsday clock has been moved forward two minutes to 7 minutes to midnight.

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2002

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Collective failures of society.

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2002

it must have been like British Summer Time kicking in on Spetember 11th

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2002

Excuse my ignorance, but what's the Doomsday Clock?

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2002

This isn't something to do with me turning 30 yesterday is it???

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2002

some group of eminent people keep a clock with the number of minutes to midnight signifying the time to the end of the world. 7 minutes to midnight is quite good actually compared to the Cuban Missile crisis, or Cardiff v Leeds

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2002

Well, it's gone back 2 mins according to this site

Howay, it's bollocks anyways. There's too much money to be made in the arms industry to actually use the things! Besides, I've found this guide to action in the event of nuclear attack...

Put your hands over your ears
Put your head between your legs
Kiss your arse goodbye, you've had it :-)

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2002

If you tried to kiss your own arse you'd be on ages.

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2002

... aye, and just think what a lonely world it would be if we could all do it! ;o{)

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2002

i refuse to kiss is arse, even good bye

-- Anonymous, February 28, 2002