Phillips would try anything to put the defence off:

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2002

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No wonder his wife preferred Makin babies with someone else.

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2002

Ouch!!

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2002

Hehe...outstanding.

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2002

Bit cold out on Sunday then?

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2002

I've seen some p*ss-poor wind-ups in my time but that takes the jaffa cake!

Now this is what I call a wind-up...

ML³

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2002

Whilst Reid's version would feature a large hole at the rear for his massive, crimson baboon's arse?

Or are his coloured brown to facilitate home fans' reaction at your slide down the table :-) Is that extra fencing still up around the dugout?

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2002

he he, you'll have to try harder to upset a Reid-out'er Bobby.

The three wise monkeys are a great time in their new cage away from all the nasty customers expecting them to perform. Almost tempted to toss them a few peanuts but Bob Murray insists they're well fed.

ML³

PS I'm sure Peter Reid's arse is toffee blue, not mackem red...

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2002

I'm sure it'd be black and blue if some fans got near it :-)

For Mags I think losing Reid would be a sad end to an era. The monkey's heed song would 'peyter' out altogether! 'Gibbon' he survived a relegation before I think Murray will stick with hiim. Besides, he does own a few shares, does he not?

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2002

Aye, 5%.

Your songs are safe cos I don't think he would be sacked, or resign, even if we were relegated.

What's good for the fans and what's good for Accountant Bob are two different things, and Bob is the man in charge.

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2002

Hee hee nice one ML, though I do feel a little guilty about laughing.

-- Anonymous, February 26, 2002

He he.

-- Anonymous, February 27, 2002