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Why do mice have small balls? Not that many know how to dance.

What do they say about sex with sheep? It's best from the baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

What sound does a Horny Toad make? RUB IT, RUB IT..

What do you call a virgin sheep in Montana? Fast.

What do you call a sheep that does housework? A threat to women everywhere.

Aberdeen, Scotland: Where the men are men and the sheep are terrified.

Montana: Where women are scarce and the sheep are frightened.

Montana: Where men are men, and the sheep are dirty lying tramps.

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.

What goes peck, peck, peck, boom? A chicken in a mine field.

What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat? Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss.

What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush? That's the LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!

Why did elephants quit using sheep as tampons? Toxic flock syndrome

How can you tell which end is which on a worm? Put it in a bowl of flour and wait 'til it farts!

How do you teach a dog to fetch? Tie a cat to a stick.

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm

What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts.

How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull? Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.

What disease can you get from kissing birds? Chirpes! (A canareal disease, but it's untweetable.)

-- Anonymous, February 25, 2002



-- Anonymous, February 25, 2002


-- Anonymous, February 26, 2002

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