It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."

-- Anonymous, February 19, 2002

Answers

LOL

thanks!

Sometimes it pays to be a carrier instead of a clerk.

I noticed a lot of envelopes addresses to 'letter carrier' or something similar over the holidays, none had any address other than that. When held up to the light I could see that they had money in them and sometimes coupons for BK or McDonalds and other places. These people were giving holiday gifts to the carriers and the carriers weren't even aware of it, just tossing the letters into the mailbag and going on with their routes.

It's a pity, ya know, a lot of time and expense could be saved if the carriers would look at the letters and make sure they had full addresses and proper postage on them before taking them. They could mark them with the appropriate message, 'need postage' or 'need complete address' or whatever. Otherwise, we end up sending them to the dead letter office and guess who gets the money?

thanks again for the chuckle.

-- Anonymous, February 19, 2002