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Two-thirds of humanity use the squatting position to answer the call of nature.

Doctors and Yoga teachers recommend it for more complete elimination and to prevent hernias, hemorrhoids and colon disease.

Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably!

U.S. Patent No. 6,256,800

Price: $85 plus $13 UPS Ground Service

Nature's Platform

• Provides rock-solid stability
• Supports up to 300 Pounds
• Can be set up or removed instantly (so no one is inconvenienced)
• Is easy to clean
• Puts no stress on the toilet
• Folds up to a width of 3 inches
• Has a comfortable non-slip surface, angled for proper balance
• Has a "powder-coated" steel frame
• Fits all regular toilets
• Requires no assembly
• Has been endorsed by Yoga teachers and medical doctors

Human beings have always used this posture for elimination. Infants of every culture adopt it instinctively.

Western Man switched to the sitting position about 150 years ago. Two-thirds of the world still uses the natural squatting position.

On Nature's Platform the posture is stable and relaxed.

Nature's Curtain allows Nature's Platform to be out of sight when not in use. The curtain attaches to the wall with self-adhesive Velcroฎ, so it can easily be laundered. Price: $19. No charge for shipping when ordered with Nature's Platform

For more information, or to place an order, go here:

http://www.naturesplatform.com/

Like Nature's Platform, this calf was conceived and born in Boone, North Carolina, in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains. [Photo by Roger Pelizzari - MOOchas gracias, Roger!]



-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

Answers

yuk yuk yuk

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

That gadget is so extremely stupid, I can't laugh straight. My knees are SO shot, if I tried that there would be a really awful mess. Besides which, Sweetie would have to call the Fire Dept. for lifting assistance to get me down.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

But don't you just love that curtain? ROTFL

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

This offers endless opportunity for take offs on "help I've fallen and I can't get up". Nice calf photo.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

Is this a real product?

I couldn't climb up there. They still have "holes" in some places in the Middle East. That alone was a major reason not to move there.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002



I do hope you cross post this in the funny farm...complete with PICTURES!

All joking aside, it would alleviate most causes for hemorriods...but then again, so would "lots of fluids! hahahahahah

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002


The middle east is not the only place they have holes. Try Haiti........me in Haiti, that is a whole nother story.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

Gawd, all the more reason to travel with Depends in those countries.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

Gad, I'll stay out of Haiti, too.

My bowels ran a tad slow. My poor legs would be dead if I had to assume that position for any length of time.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002


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