The Whole Story

Nearly 100 Flatus Inhibitors were in use that night, and all but one escaped the confines for which they were designed.(4) Most at high velocities. For the most part, the sound of bustles being blown apart was simply embarrassing, but for the Lady and Lord Jason Foewad, it was tragic. As they ascended to the upstairs parlour in Butrum Manor, it happened: The tension behind Lady Foewad's Inhibitor finally reached its critical stress point, and it was launched. It was miserable luck that Lord Foewad was two steps below and behind her as the Inhibitor tore through her evening wear at the speed of sound.

The moral of the story, never stick a cork up your behind made by the low bidder..

Now if our government could learn the same lesson...

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

Answers

Their busy right now. Something about Afghanistan and pretzels...

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

The gubmint uses fart suppressors? I don't think I'll read this thread.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

Well I didn't read it.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

Good for you, Diane. You're getting the hang of it.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002

I am a fast learner........:>), just need a good teacher.

-- Anonymous, February 17, 2002