Fresh Puns

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Thought some of you might enjoy this.

A good pun is its own reword. > > Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. > > A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. > > A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. > > My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time. > > Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. > > Practice safe eating - always use condiments. > > I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way. > > A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. > > Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. > > I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. > > I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me > the axe. > > If electricity comes from electrons does that mean that morality comes > from morons? > > A woman needs a lover just to break the monogamy. > > Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. > > A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > > Corduroy pillows are making headlines. > > Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? > > Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. > > Banning the bra was a big flop. > > Sea captains don't like crew cuts. > > Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? > > A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. > > Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > > A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. > > Without geometry, life is pointless. > > When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. > > Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. > > Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. > > When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

-- Judi (ddecaro@snet.net), February 15, 2002

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In 1884 a Philipino contortionist joined the circus, he became the first Manilla folder.

-- Cindy (SE. IN) (atilrthehony@hotmail.com), February 15, 2002.

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