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February 10, 2002
This is the official list of words and letter combinations the state Department of Motor Vehicles forbids you from putting on your license plate.
Missing from the list are some of the more obviously offensive words and spellings - racial slurs, anatomical parts, the rougher insults in various languages, that sort of thing. You might still find some of these offensive, so beware.
Others are a tad more obscure. And there are untold variations out there that the DMV would undoubtedly balk at, even if they're not on the official list.
A
ASS
ASSS
ASSOUL
ASTUD
AWCHIT
BADASS
BADBOX
BADSAI
BADSOB
BALL
BALLME
BALME
BASTARD
BGSHIT
BGSHT
BIACH
BLO
BOOBS
BOXBIZ
BRA
BRDSHT
BULSIT
CARNAL
CATSAS
CATSAZ
COC
COCKCA
COCKR
COCKY
COCKYB
COITUS
COK
COM
COP
COQ
COX
CRAMIT
DCUP
DEAL
DEPUTY
DICKY
DIGSEX
DIK
DILDO
DILDOE
DICKY
DMSHT
DMV
DORK
DRUGSALE
DSP
DUCK
DUCKS
DUCKY
DUPA
DYK
DYKE
EAT
EATUUP
EAT96
EMTAE
ESSDREK
EZLAY
FBI
FCK
FCKNXM
FDNY
FEELIT
FEELME
FEELIT
FHUCAT
FHYKIT
FIRE
FKNMAGIC
FKNXN
FKU
FOK
FOREQ
FORPLAY
FORQUE
FOURQ
FQC
FQK
FQU
FRT
FRUCK
FU
FUCLA
FUGGIN
GAYBRD
GAYGUY
GAYLIB
GAYSOK
GETSOM
GETSUM
GFAIRY
GOD
GODAGO
GODGOD
GONAD
GONADE
GONADS
GOYIM
HELL
HEYGOD
HOOKER
HOR
HORNY
HUMPIN
HUMPIT
HUMPUN
IAMEZ
IAMGOD
IATER
IBALL
HIS
IMCUMN
IMGOD
INCULO
INHEAT
INLUST
ISCREW
ISHACK
IVNIC
IVQU
IVQU2
I69
I8IU8I2
JACKME
JESUS
JEW
JIP
JUNKIE
KARASS
KCUMHS
KGBCIA
KGBFBI
KILLER
KISMYS
KISSIT
KISSOFF
KKK
KOC
KOK
KOM
KOP
KOQ
KOTEX
KOX
KRAMIT
KRAUT
LAYME
LESBIN
LEYME
LSBEAN
LSBIAN
LUVSEX
MAFEA
MAFIA
MAFIAS
MAFIAX
MERD
MERDE
MERDEV
MICULO
MIERDA
MIFUKU
MINGIA
MOX
MSGAY
MIFULU
NAZI
NCATE
NGR
NGYSOB
NOCHET
NOJUDEN
NONE
NOSHT
NYCFD
NYFD
NYG
NYPD
NYS
OHEL
OINKPD
OMERDA
OMYGOD
ORGY
OSEX
OSHEET
OTHER
OUTS
PANZER
PDNY
PEE
PENE
PERVERT
PHK
PHOCKT
PHORQ
PIG
PIMP
PIS
PISANO
PISHER
PLAY
POLICE
POLICEF
POLIZE
PPGAL
PQLICE
PRIC
PRICK
PRIK
PRIX
PSSANT
PSTOFF
PUBES
PUSS
PUSSAS
PUYRS
PVERT
P1SANT
QQQQ
QUE
QUEUE
RAPE
REDRUM
RUEZ
RUEZ2
RUGAY
SCREW
SCREWU
SCRUIT
SEAYOUNT
SEEYOUNT
SEMENS
SEX
SEXBUS
SEXHOG
SEXPOT
SEXY
SHACKUP
SHIT
SHOLE
SHT
SHTR
SHUVIT
SKATA
SKRUIT
SNAACH
SNACH
SNATCH
SOB
SOBIT
SSMAN
STIKIT
STUD
STUFIT
SUC
SUCK
SUCKER
SUCKIT
SUCKS
SUICID
SUK
SUKK
SUPSEX
SUXS
TESTES
TESTICL
TIT
TITT
TITTER
TITTS
TITTY
TOILET
TOPCOP
TOYLET
TRAN
TURNON
TYT
UBGAY
UBGOD
UCOM
UJESUS
UPAUS
UPJERS
UPURS
UPYOUR
UPYOURS
UPYURZ
USARMY
USGOVT
USMAIL
USNACY
USOB
USS
VOMIT
VUC
VUK
VULVA
WAFFENSS
WEBALL
WEJAK
YUKFU
ZBALLS
2FINBAD
4NCATE
4NKATE
4Q
-- Anonymous, February 10, 2002
Way back when, when I was working for Informatics, I was told of an obscenity crisis which was overcome by the quick thinking of the top brass. There was a series of production reports with an ascending three letter identification, starting with AAA, AAB etc. It wasn't long before ASS was reached, causing glee among the rowdy males in the machine room, and I'm sure total mortification among the women there. Looking ahead, to the commotion that would be caused by DIC or FUK, the quick-reacting leadership banned vowels from the letter string.
-- Anonymous, February 10, 2002
A very close relative of mine has a license plate that says "HARD 8." She likes to gamble - and she also gets a lot of laughs! She's had the plate for 6 years now.
-- Anonymous, February 10, 2002
How about 4Nick8?
-- Anonymous, February 10, 2002
My adventure into gratuitous license plates was FERRUG. That's short for Ferruginous Hawk (having imprinted on one years ago). I did get a lot of honks on that one. Since I was limited to no more than 6 letters, my second choice was RUF-LEG, short for Rough-legged Hawk. That would have been just as provocative I suppose.
-- Anonymous, February 12, 2002
BrookS, have you ever heard of a naturalist team (husband and wife) named Hammerstrom?
-- Anonymous, February 12, 2002