A cowboy sees the prettiest horse he has ever seen. He asks the chief that owns it to sell it to him. The chief replies "No sell that horse he don't look so good." The cowboy begs and begs finally the old chief breaks down and sells him the horse. The next day the cowboy returns madder than hell. He says "you sold me a blind horse", the chief replies "I tell you that horse, he don't look so good"

-- Anonymous, February 09, 2002

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LOL... saw that one and almost posted it, but ran out of time :)

-- Anonymous, February 09, 2002

Carl, I thought you might like that one. Blessings, David.

-- Anonymous, February 09, 2002

The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts.

Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting, an enormous canvas with a lovely blue lake painted in its center, with a fish leaping from the water with a shining halo around its head. On the shores of the lake were the most detailed pictures of Indians fornicating.

After gaping at the painting for some time, the enraged curator demanded to know what the theme was supposed to be.

The artist said, "You asked for a painting of Custer's last thoughts," he explained. "That's it. Custer was thinking, 'Holy mackerel, where did all those f**king Indians come from?'"

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2002

Carl, LOL I could top that one but their is no way I could do it without using profanity. Blessings, David

-- Anonymous, February 10, 2002