Not since 1975 when Neilson left the village on a Beeching Rattler to embark on a career initialy with HM Forces and most latterly HM Prisons has our wee village of 1,225 been so much in the news. Comprising of 3 pubs and a RBL plus of course my football team(PR andhome of Alecky Salmon we were never known as an area of culinary delight, mince/tatties, sauted herring the local delicasies. In an area surrounded by the finest Aberdeen Angus beef, the largest white fish ports in Europe , the audacity of a local pub which also is HQ of my football team has corned the market in vegaterian food, At a awards ceronomy held at the Grosvenor Hotel, London the White Horse Hotel (20 covers at a push) won the best in Britain. Having just partook of my soup and sarnies after a match I did not realise that such attractions were on the main menu, (18 veggie meals). With real ale installed I am now awaiting the arrival of the arran swaeters and sandals brigade having a veggie and relaxing in the bar afterwards where we will in no doubt be regaled to endless choruses of the "Wild Rover", Majority of the locals are of the "If it has not got 4 legs and a tail,don1t eat it brigade" (unless it is poached) not cooked, poached!!!!!. Reminds me the owner still owes me £300 for calendar sponsorship, better come back from the smoke with it.

**Info ex-pats/others, Nilsen was convicted of mass murder in London of mainly teenagers and disposing of their bodies in macabre fashion

-- Anonymous, February 07, 2002

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Aubergine Pie

-- Anonymous, February 07, 2002

how do you get teenagers into an aubergine pie ? Mince them I suppose, can't see that being in a veggie cafe tho

-- Anonymous, February 07, 2002

High accolades indeed Buff. As for the infestation problem, suggest you rename your wee hamlet 'Strichnine' then poison the bugg@rs till they leave you in peace ?

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2002

That somehow reminds me of one Geoffrey Dahmer, his gay partner asked him "how about a little head?", to which Geoffrey replied, "well, you know where they are, in the refridgerator".

:-(

-- Anonymous, February 08, 2002