You could be the lad who normally sits opposite me at work....I just rang him to find out why he's not in and he informed me that he's in the hospital having some stitches in a rather embarrassing place....

Apparently his girlfriends bracelet got caught in his foreskin through the night and she ripped it open! he's now got to have at least 4 stitches in it....

I can't see me eating today...I feel ill ;))

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

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Ailing Penis??

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

Nasty! Mind you, it could be a cover story for a less romantic accident - like zipping up before tucking in? (;o)

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

Yeah, cheers for sharing that, Gav.

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

LOL. At least he's still got his foreskin!! A mate had a similar accident at Uni (luckily with a nurse), but ended up losing it completely (the foreskin that is). All this has of course been re- related ad nauseam, especially in front of his relatives at his wedding ;-)

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

I would never have admitted that, I have to say!

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

If you go to visit him then don't forget to take him some suitable reading/viewing material to help the stitches stretch :0)

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

The only way to avoid this is for fellatio to become compulsory.

Not that your mate will really want to get excited about that prospect for a while...imagine the stinging...euech!

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

You've no idea what it feels like Dan :-) Unlike myself, who's buttoned it in 501s.

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

My lass decided to help me get dressed years back and caught it in the zip. Luckily everything wlse was tucked away so it wasn't as bad as in the movies.

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

My Dad went to visit my uncle in hospital after he had a bit of an accident and brought him a Bar Mitzvah card...

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002

I think my tea is about to come back up.

-- Anonymous, February 06, 2002