: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today, I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming to work."

The boss says: "You know I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later

"Boss, I did what you say and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. You got nice house."

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

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-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002