Jeremy Beadle has a very small dick. On the other hand, it's quite large.

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Answers

APologies, I just couldn't help myself.

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

That's just not funny.

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

This is a vicars tea party don't you know.

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

However, I do see a certain humour in your so called 'joke'. I may ever classify it under 'b@stard funny.

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

However, I do see a certain humour in your so called 'joke'. I may ever classify it under 'b@stard funny'.

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

What's the point in other people having deformaties if you can't laugh at them?

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Nick, you were pissing yourself when I told you it at Sting's barbie on Sunday. Or was your laughter because he was wearing a Warren Barton shirt in blissful ignorance of the transfer?

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Pissed mesell at that one!

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Nick, in that case, I think your e-mail address is wrong. You missed off the "in" after tha @ sign ;-)

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Yer a bit sharp for this time on a Monday morning Screach! Early neet?

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Can't make my mind up 'wither' that's funny or not.

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

I know what you mean. When I heard it I laughed long and hard, then felt guilty, then laughed again. More guilt, then I proceeded to tell everyone I know.....

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Over Al's heed, DSS!

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Outrageous.

LOL!

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

You're right Nick, passed me by the first time..... must be getting slow in me old age!

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002