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Heard this joke, possibly very old so apologies may be due. It's also none of the cleanest, so prudes read no further.Jim Morrisson, Ray Manzarek, Robby Kreiger, and John Densmore are all sitting in a New York hotel room along with John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. In walks Marianne Faithful and performs an act of fellatio on Jim Morrison. Once the Lizard king has been worked into an ectatic frenzy she does likewise to the sideburned keyboard player, before turning her attention to Kreiger and Densmore.
Those four's oral satisfaction now complete Marianne moves over and kneels over before John Lennon. At which point Michael Caine bursts in the room and shouts:
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
-- Anonymous, February 03, 2002
pfshghts
-- Anonymous, February 03, 2002
ROTFLMAO!!
-- Anonymous, February 03, 2002
Apparently Stan Kleer who played bass for The Doors' last British tour (including the famous Roundhouse gig)lives on Tyneside. Morrison reckoned that he was the best bass player they ever had and left him a quite considerable amount of money in his will. Unfortunately nobody could track Stan down so the dosh is sitting gathering dust (and interest) in a San Francisco bank.You get notices in the Chronicle every now and then asking for information on his whereabouts. And passengers on the Metro will have heard announcements for "Stan Kleer of The Doors" please.
-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002