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-- (stickin' it to ya@scum.bag), February 02, 2002

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Bushies ready to shear the sheeple

-- (proof@last.IMPEACH.NOW!), February 02, 2002.

Oh shit! Who can save us!? BatBoy maybe, but they very neatly got him out of the way ("they" sent him down to Argentina).

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), February 02, 2002.

Peter, Bat Boy was one of the last true American heroes. I'm sure you felt the same surge of patriotic awe as I did when he joined the Marines. I didn't know they got rid of him, could you fill me in on the details.

-- bogsworth (running@on.8cylinders), February 02, 2002.

Bogsworth, I missed about 3 WWN issues, between his Marine training and his new assignment, which is to go down to Argentina and improve the situation down there. The article giving the details of his Argentine assignment mentioned his heroic record in Afghanistan. So clearly BatBoy can have one hell of an impact in a short time period.

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), February 02, 2002.

Peter, I never realized that there were so many articles chronicling Bat Boy on the Weekly World News website. I did find it interesting that he endorsed Gore for the presidency, while at the same time be head over heals in love with Jenna Bush.

As far as him saving Argentina, I can only say that Argentina will be an economic superpower by next year (if that exterminator doesn't spray him with bat killer again).

-- bogsworth (running@on.8cylinders), February 03, 2002.

Bogsworth, about Argentina, if anyone can impose some discipline on their sorry asses, it's Batboy.

I didn't know about his political preferences. I did know he has the hots for Jenna, which may be why he gets all of the assignments abroad (Afghanistan, and Argentina).

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), February 03, 2002.

Peter, if Jenna could just get over the fact that he is pretty short for a guy (2 and a half feet tall), she might realize he is kinda cute.

-- bogsworth (running@on.8cylinders), February 03, 2002.