Just seen some photos,not how I imagined. And certainly not in that magazine.;-)

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Answers

Oi Soops. Be careful.............

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

.............the last guy who made a play on words with oranges was told to pith off!

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Oh dear,kev, have you been dipping into Pit Bill's drugs?

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Drugs??? no.

Never touch em,apart from the heartburn stuff.

Still , you are an attractive women.

-- Anonymous, February 02, 2002

women???? Ciara.... there is more than one of you????

-- Anonymous, February 02, 2002

Sometimes I wish there was! ;-)

-- Anonymous, February 02, 2002

And thank you, kev. :-)

-- Anonymous, February 02, 2002

Where's the pix©, come on don't be shy?

Actually, I've seen one (of Ciara) before! :-)

-- Anonymous, February 02, 2002

Which drugs would they be young lady ?

I hope incontinenece was the farthest thing from your mind, cos if not, the mind boggles. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, February 02, 2002

Whatever you were taking when you wrote that question about 3 points and goal difference yesterday. Hallucinogens, was it? ;-))

-- Anonymous, February 02, 2002

tOUCHe, Ciara

It definitely backfired. All I was after was a deafening chorus of 'MANURE v THE MACKEMS, cos a maken win would eventually have peed off both sets of fans.

Never dreamt you'd all go scientific on me. ;-{E{

-- Anonymous, February 03, 2002

Soops and I had a leaf through Steph's site and sniggered with childish laughter at the photographs. Screacher, Johnno, Softie - keep your shirts on if you love the Toon lads.

Soops says he fancies Ciara, but his true love is Suzie Broon Ale but I bagsed her.

Top class.;o)

ML3

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

That would be unfair.

Ciara IS a darling.

Intelligent,worldly,quick-witted. All things to be proud of.

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Ah thenk ahm ghenna hoy.;O)

Actually there were some unflattering pictures of a lot of regulars on those pages so it's difficult to judge.

Could all the regulars (well, the lasses anyway) please post a flattering picture of themselves so Soops and I can judge whether they're fitcrack or not and thus ascertain whether to pursue flirtation on the board?

Ithankyou

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Fit crack?? You sexist pig.

However your idea for a picture gallery IS a good one.

Therefore can I suggest a swimwear section.

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Soops, my dad always said there were blokes who are sexist and those who can't afford to be sexist. What he didn't mention was the third group, who are ironically sexist as part of their rough-edged northern charm.

I value all women, especially when they look attractive and make good dinner.

ML3

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Two problems chaps. You're both Mackems so no self-respecting lady on here would entertain your flirtations. And the other? Well, having seen Soops, need you ask??

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

When have you seen me then Screacher?

It is not something I can recall,unless you think that the picture on another thread is genuine.

Anyway,opposites attract and ML3 and I are lovely deep down.And I hear he has a 12 inch...........................

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Haha :)) nice one lads....

Now that I am retired I can now pass on this information, there are lots of lovely ladies on the bbs....however IMHO Yelli is by far and away the most attractive :))

Sorry mum!

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

A 12 inch ruler with centimetres on the reverse.

Screach are you saying Jay has no self respect?? ;o)

ML3

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

This is what happens when you try to be nice to the afflicted. ;-)

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Afflicked??????

Who ? Me?

Here was I pouring out my heart and what happens?

The object of my lust rebuffs me using abusive content.

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

We're not normally like this Ciara, it's a mate, spawn and die reaction to our current predicament. Sadly I am too genetically incompatible with those north of the river to produce little AC Milan fans, but Soops lives near the Sewer so be kind to him.

I found this picture of Screacher's dad. Uncanny resemblance...

ML3

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Nah he's too young to be his dad....twin brother more like it! ;))

-- Anonymous, February 04, 2002

Oooh Gav - I`m cut to the quick! Mind if you were basing your decision on the infamous `plate-face and the mompey meet wor Bobby` picture, then I can see it would have been a close run thing! (;o)

-- Anonymous, February 05, 2002