Leeds really love us just at present......

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This is laugh out loud stuff IMHO....

Newankastle made the biggest mistake letting a little twathead leave for nothing many years ago, only to spend £15 million on him years later, looks like theyve learnt their lesson, why the fuck cant we?The lads 18, yes 18, we have proved to be a club with top notch training facilities, we have improved very good players such as rio, and created class acts such as Kewell, im sure we could make this kid special!He can play anywhere in midfield or just off the front two, he would be perfect, even just coming on for 20 minutes, an impact player, im disappointed, another stroke of genius by the old man!He has consistantly proved to be a shrewd manager, Bellhead must be the buy of the season, £6 million, fuck me, he must now be worth £25million!!Got so much respect for the old geriatric taking a little gamble, personally i hope he turns out to be a fucking starlet, and i detest the zebras as almost as much as the scum, but quite frankly this kid fits every criteria going for us, with the added bonus of solving our right sided midfield problem, giving us poor fans a timely boost, adding some pace to a very sluggish midfield, a bit of craft, and hes only 18!£5 million is nothing in todays market, a player could bring benefits 10 times over with his performances especially if he triggers the team into life, which personally i think we need! Possibly, but the way the fucking zebras are going theyre almost assured a CL place, and therefore a nice little pot of money for the summer, perhaps with Dyers injury Bobby sees this kid as the saviour of the team and thereofre a top 4 finish, hes a very clever footballing man our Bobby!Anyway, Eat, he can play anywhere in midfield, so perhaps Robert and the lefties should be more worried! --------------------

TC, I'll tell you why some of us have a problem with the Barcodes. They're fucking laughing at us. They humiliated us twice in two weeks. Even Dyer is laughing at us, he thinks we're crap. At the end of the season, they might even steal our CL spot if we can't turn things around quick enough. Personally I get really fucking angry when I hear about them. Is this just childishness on my part? Yeh, but so what? I'll tell you, I feel aggrieved at what they did to us and I hate the fact that they are above us in the table as much as I hate the fact that Dyer chose them over us, and as much as I hate that fucking smug pair 'Shearer and Bellamy'

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

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Worthy of a Makem this stuff.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Do they mean us? They surely do. Excellent stuff Dougal! I take it we're not EVERYONE'S second favourite team. Zebras and Barcodes indeed....

"Personally I get really fucking angry when I hear about them" is the best bit. He must have bloody good hearing cos we're hardly ever mentioned on TV compared to some.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002


their CL spot?? Is that the spot they don't have this season either? ROTFL!!!

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

There's a certain satisfaction in reading all that :-)

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Not yet I don't.....end of season maybe....

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002


It was actually their comments about us after the few seasons they've just had. I mean, if we ever do win anything, we'll be more unpopular than Man Utd can conceive of being.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

...Whow, people really are starting to take us seriously. They're starting to hate us already! Something LR would appreciate.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

I think this bloke (or lass) needs to take a cold shower and go to his bedroom and think about what he has just said. If he doesn't he'll only get more "really fucking angry" when everyone starts pointing at him and laughing.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Very NIce Dougal !! Thanks. Made my Friday night.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

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