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Nasty.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1795000/1795247.stm

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

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So you've got more than half of the most poisonous snakes in the world, a large number of very poisonous spiders.....and now even bloody tiny jellyfish! never mind plagues of cockroaches and mice...

I'm suprised anyone lives til adulthood there!

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002


Peanut sized lethal jellyfish! At least with a croc you have half a chance of spotting it - a whole 12 foot of reptile :-)

Heard a story about a bloke who swallowed some water from a flask kept in the fridge while he was on beach lookout. He started feeling really unwell, went into a fit and nearly died! Turns out some daft twat had kept box jellyfish (stingers) in the container, and didn't bother to label it. Caused major burns all down his gullet and stomach.

Of course, the instant relief to stingers is urine directly applied to the whiplash-like marks. Or vinegar, whichever is easier...

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002


So you're saying that someone should have pissed down his throat. You don't see that on Holby City.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Talking of Holby City.....

Anyone see the episode the other night with the new gay midwife, his boyfriend and his boyfriends wife giving birth? now that was drama ;))

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002


Dread, you're painting pictures with words and that costs top dollar in Amsterdam!

Don't start on f**king Holby City - wor lass fancies Mr Meyer sommat chronic

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002



What - Dan???

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Although young Dan is the dreamboat of many a beautiful lady, no.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Keeps the 10 stone weakings out Gav, min slipped in through the back door Oooooooooeeeeerrrrrrrrrr. Don't quite understand how Nick Ralphlauren got in either, must have been through the back passage also!

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Oh I see...it's a test of manhood is it....poor old Nick and Min eh :))

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

Well min did not last long and Nick never leaves the city!

We also have the blue ringed octopus. It is the size of a bairns fist and deadly, not to mention the noahs and stone fish and sea snakes. Come on over, you know it makes sense.........

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002



This thread brought to you by the Australian tourism authority.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

...and the Customs officials, evil, nasty, b@r$tew@rds!

;7)

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002


All nice and cuddly man.

-- Anonymous, February 01, 2002

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