Merriment

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A horde of sperms were swimming away when one turned and said "I'm knackered! How far is it to hte Cervix?". His fellow sperm replied "A long way yet, we've just passed the tonsils"

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2002

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Will use that one in the pub tonight. Not till we've all had a few mind.

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2002

As a pick up line Shagspeare?

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2002

"....smooth-talking Geordie, he's just a smooth-talking Geordie.....!

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2002

Aah lyke dorty wimmin, me.

-- Anonymous, January 31, 2002

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