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Er, hope I’m not intruding…
I am a disgusting old Scottish alky with five teeth, no liver and a positive ratatouille of revolting personal habits, hoping to find a sensitive, intelligent, visually impaired American lady (preferably with no sense of smell) for mature discussion, possibly leading to friendship, possibly leading to prolonged joyless rutting on a stained mattress.
Hoping to hear from you sooner than you would like,
-- Hector McAnderson McFilth (email@example.com), January 28, 2002