Er, hope I’m not intruding…

I am a disgusting old Scottish alky with five teeth, no liver and a positive ratatouille of revolting personal habits, hoping to find a sensitive, intelligent, visually impaired American lady (preferably with no sense of smell) for mature discussion, possibly leading to friendship, possibly leading to prolonged joyless rutting on a stained mattress.

Hoping to hear from you sooner than you would like,

-- Hector McAnderson McFilth (postmaster@repp.co.uk), January 28, 2002