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A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8AM.

The next day at 8:45AM there is a knock at the personnel manager's door.

The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about the new employee. He says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up.

The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.

Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.

At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used to make the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package between Elmos legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes he > pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says,

"I'm sorry; I guess you misunderstood me yesterday.

Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles."

-- Anonymous, January 26, 2002

Answers

I crashed the board posting this joke! But the board is back now. Perhaps Phil took pity on me.

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-- Anonymous, January 26, 2002


No wonder I couldn't get here!!!! hehehehe Wonder if he stops by ,,,just to read the jokes.

-- Anonymous, January 27, 2002

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