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Osama and the Genie

Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "Hey, witch. Don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me nuthin'" barked Bin Laden. The genie pleaded, "But Master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he said, "Okay, okay. I wanna wake up with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it!" Giving the genie an evil glare, he screamed, "Now leave me alone witch!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle. The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no health insurance.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

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