Her Side of the Story:

He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no.But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me!So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep.I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

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Toon lost. Got laid though.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Answers

On the subject of great Toon jokes, any news on the Marcelino back to Mallorca caper?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Med mag.

I hear that the great marcalino could only get to Mudyorka on a Club 18-30 so he has decided against it.

He's going to skeggy instead.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

That would be fine by me. Perhaps he'd stay there too.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

That's closer to Europe than you'll get, Makem ponce.

Arth

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Oooh get her.

Mackem ponce is it?

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Steady on fellas...ponce is one thing, but calling someone a makem?! Overstepping the mark there ;-)

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Are we referring to the 'pimp' type ponce or the 'mincing nancy' type ponce ? The public have a right to know. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Aren't kiddy fiddlers also called 'ponces' in prisons? Deffo no implication meant, btw Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopah

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

nonces

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

One day little johnny comes in from the play ground and write the word "penis" on the board in block letter very small.

So the teacher comes in and erases it and looks around the class for a guilty face.

So the next day he does it again but bigger and its taking up half of the board. So she erases it and looks aroudn the class for a guilty face and doesnt find one.

So finally the third day little johnny write penis on the board in big block letters covering the whole board. The teachers erases is and says "whats up with this word?"

Little Johnny stands up and say "the more you rub it the bigger it gets"

-- Anonymous, January 28, 2002