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A bank robber who dresses like a character from Planet of the Apes has the FBI and police from four Maryland counties, including Howard and Anne Arundel, on the hunt for him.

A man with his face covered by a monkey or ape mask walked into Citizens National Bank in the 5800 block of Clarksville Square in Clarksville just before noon Saturday and demanded money, the FBI's Baltimore field office said.

The robber did not display a weapon and fled with an undisclosed amount of cash, Howard County police said. His means of escape was not identified.

Less than two hours earlier, a man wearing the same kind of mask had held up Citizens National Bank on Cronson Boulevard in Crofton, Anne Arundel County police said.

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002

Answers

Ape Ploy

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002

Ha I can't believe they think he was wearing a mask!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

The last brain in Clarksville

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Heh Heh...............he's a Monkee!

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Good one!

"Reidy does America"

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002



Oh ha ha.

Oooo me aching ribs.

Reid is a monkey,ha ha ha ha.

I thought this BBS prided itself on being above that.

Well maybe not.

Booby Robson stinks of piss,na na na na an

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002


But at least he can wash his clothes. Chimp features is rather stuck with his windblown and idiosyncratic appearance.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

What's up, Kev: you normally don't bite.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

Dougal,I do not class this as a bite.

I am just being childish in return.

Or maybe it is sexual tension?

What you doing later!!?? ;-)

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002


Well, I'd ask if you wanted to play hopscotch with me, Kev, but now I'm not gonna. So there. neener neener boo sucks :-PPPPPPPPP

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002


You little tease Ciara.

I could live in NYC. Give me a bell babe,lets make sweet music.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002


How could a girl resist a line like that.

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

See the 'Our resident lasses might not like this.......' thread Ciara. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

LOL. I 'm sure Kev is too much of a gentleman to use the male comebacks. ;-)

-- Anonymous, January 25, 2002

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