...but the lads will! Wahey! I'm now fully armed for my next foray doon the Bigg Market.

MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES......

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: There's no need to get on your knees to suck on my cock just yet, we've only just met!!!

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Cool, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your arse.

Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: I'd rather eat glass. Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in that skirt.

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.

Man: You're pretty Woman: Piss off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch

-- Anonymous, January 22, 2002

Answers

Some of our resident lads don't think much of it either.

-- Anonymous, January 22, 2002

Class. I havn't laughed like that in a long time.

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

Andy it seems that your unpleasantness extends beyond RTGT after all.

And shitting in your own nest as well.

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

Well thats rich coming from someone who is banned from his own supporter's message board. And then tries to orchestrate a campaign to get himself unbanned by pretending to be other posters in support of him.

The joke was a bit saucy and yes, a bit risky for this message board, but was aimed at the younger fraternity anyway. I was'nt expecting it to be met with universal approval, especially by some of the older members of the board.

Tell me Roly, are we gonna go bankrupt next week?

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

Reality check please. Jesus how touchy are we getting?! It's a laugh, that's all. If this board is going to go down the PC route it's gonna lose a lot of contributors. Racist jokes apart, then subject to common decency I won't get offended by anything, certainly not by funny stuff like Andy's.

Yesterday we had a joke about McCartneys girlfriend. I laughed, even if feeling slightly guilty. So what.

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

I must confess, I chuckled too. Wonder if that makes me a bad person?? My mother would be appalled.....

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

Andy check your mail.

Me roly? Thats not nice.Banned from RTG? I work for them!

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

SK

Check your mail! Aplogies for that deeply offensive slur. 2 + 2 = 5 does'nt it? Oh dear. Well I never was that good at maths!

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

I'm with nick....down with the PC brigade! :))

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

I am NOT pc at all.

It's just a response to all the abuse that I have receieved from Andy w on RTG.

A couple of pleasant emails have been exchanged since.

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

I'm with Gav and Nick too - down with PC, up with Mac!

Did I get that right?

Actually, the jokes seemed to me to be more like a pissed bloke's response to a smart alec reply. Not that any of the above has ever happened to me, like. Nope.

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

SK
Shoe size not enough of a temptation ? How about vest size ? :-{E}

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

Got to admit to laughing at the last one !

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

The only one I've actually heard delivered is:
Lad: "Can I have a kiss?"
Lass: "Piss off"
Lad: "I suppose a blowj@b's out of the question then?"

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

Actually, there is more paranoia on this thread than bad taste.

-- Anonymous, January 23, 2002

Who said that? Is that your real name and address? Are you still posting on RBG?

-- Anonymous, January 24, 2002