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MSNBC Jan 21, 2002
U.S. woman in airplane toilet ordeal High-pressure vacuum flush sealed woman to toilet seat
OSLO — An American woman had no need to fasten her seatbelt on a flight from Scandinavia to the United States after a high-pressure vacuum flush sealed her to the toilet seat of the transatlantic airliner.
THE WOMAN filed a complaint with Scandinavian Airlines System after her ordeal on a Boeing 767 flight last year.
She got sucked in after pushing the flush button while seated, activating a system to clean the toilet by vacuum, the airline said on Monday.
“She could not get up by herself and had to sit on the toilet until the flight had landed so that ground technicians could help her get loose,” a SAS spokeswoman said. “She was stuck there for quite a long time.”
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 22, 2002
I wonder how she explained that hickey to hub
-- (email@example.com), January 22, 2002.
I say hogshit. I think she's just after the money. I don't believe she couldn't have broken the seal if she'd wanted to.
-- Peter Errington (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 22, 2002.
Since my last experience with Scandinavian Airlines, I have been warning my friends that they "suck ass", but even I wasn't aware that they LITERALLY suck ass!
-- (email@example.com), January 22, 2002.
Hint: She was most likely a BFM (big flabby mama)
When it gets a little sweaty between those thunder thighs, they can make a damn tight seal.
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), January 22, 2002.
Exactly what I was thinking! Conjures a riotous vision! Scooted foreward may be. Scooted.... Can't go on. LOLOL
-- Carlos (email@example.com), January 22, 2002.
Her thighs were stuck together like a huge sphincter muscle. When her rescuers finally pried them open and the pressure was released, a humungous farting blast reverberated through the entire plane. A second rescue team was sent in to help the first rescue team, who had been knocked unconcious to the floor with bruises and ear damage.
-- (big flabby mama @ cottage cheese. thighs), January 22, 2002.
As an engineer at Scandinavian Airlines, I can asuure you that our toilets have been designed to the finest tolerances. Vee even haff an airbag deployment iff there is an impaction.
-- (Ole Jorgenson@Scandinavia.Airliner Verks), January 23, 2002.