From .com:" With the scores level, United were reduced to 10 men after Marcelino limped from the field with an apparent injury

Wtf is wrong with that dork?

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

Answers

Sprained belly button?

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

Not usually a big one for violence, but I'd quite like to see Marcelino 'limp' down the Bigg Market 3 hours after a home defeat wearing a sandwich board (a la Bruce Willis in Die Hard) proclaiming 'I'm screwing you Geordie idiots for £18K a week'.

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

He was obviously worried that Mick Wadsworth might try and put an offer in for him....

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

Like the sandwich board idea though it'll have to be made of plastic. If it was wood he might get a serious finger injury off a spelk that'll keep him out for the rest of his career.

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

The shoulder strain from carrying the board will surely put him out through at least the end of next season.

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

Is there any legal way to end this farce?

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

No, but there is many illegal ways

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

LOL, Sudden...

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

Andy .. spelk , now there is a true Geordie-ism ive not heard for a while. Made me laugh anyway .

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002