Bobby is the guest on tonight's Channel 5 "Soccer" programme. He will, apparently, be talking about our great season so far.

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

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Atrocious presenter.

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

A quelle heurre?

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

Bit later than I thought (12.15) so it may be a tape job.

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

so it may be a tape job

Owa yer gob? Or are you taakin´´boot summat more, er, how do I say this, er, personal??

Well, before you all jump to the wrong conclusions - I just called into the local Ciber Caf€ (neat, eh) here in Espagne and the browser was home paged on some of that "nasty" stuff. Tacky or what¿

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002

If the keyboard was tacky I suggest you complain to the proprieters and wash your hands thoroughly.

-- Anonymous, January 17, 2002