Help ! Now I'm not a suspicious person but a few weeks back, for the Villa match (I think) I was staying at my brothers on the friday night and realised I hadn't packed my Newcastle shirt, so I didn't wear it for the game (first time all season) Since then the only match I've been to that we've lost was at Old Trafford ,and that was the only match I wore black and white stripes at !

So do I wear my shirt for the Leicester game, or should I just hoy it in the bin now ? ?

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

Answers

Give it to me (after you've washed it). Dilemma solved.

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

Or keep it, and give me your ticket.

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

Nah ! I'll keep the ticket

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

'So do I wear my shirt for the Leicester game'

I can see the tactic working if you stand beying the goal we're attacking, waving and shouting 'Yoo Hoo' :-)

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

Don't wear anything. Then you can streak like you were supposed to last season. `8¬)

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

I dunno I post a genuine plea for help and what do I get ?

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

Kats
That sort of crap applies only to teams standing still or on the way down. We don't need any mumbo jumbo these days.

I mean, if that was the case, why not have a word with Bobby to get the lads to dig out their old tank tops, flares and brothel creepers to wear instead of a strip ? :-{E}

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

Ok then I'll wear it, it's not my fault if we lose right ! ;-)

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

Doesn't matter what we say Kats.

If you wear it and we lose, that's what did it.

Nowt we can say will convince you otherwise.

A sympathetic ear and going out of my way to help have always been two of my strong points. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

Pit Bill, we don't wanna know where you get your wardrobe from. And Kats, if I were you, I wouldn't wear it. But I'm only a superstitious owd git.

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

No - but it's not yer shirt - it's my hat.

Since it's debut on the bannister at the top of my parent's stairs in the 3-1 over Arsenal it gets a regular pat as i troop upstairs to listen to FiveLive or watch Sky Sports Saturday. The only games we lost were ones where i was away in Edinburgh.

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

A banister is the best place for that particular hat Min.

Some of us have actually been dazzled by it's sartorial elegance. :- {E}

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

DON'T bloody wear it!!!!!!!! It might be hoodoo voodoo but I do everything I can to help a victory. I have to drink Lemon Fanta before the match at the moment. It's nasty but I do it out of a duty to the team!

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

Kat's, dead simple, buy a new shirt.... mumbo jumbo??? Spot the scientist PB??

-- Anonymous, January 14, 2002

Well if Lynda can put up with Lemon Fanta. It'll be a small sacrifice to make to forgo wearing the shirt!

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2002

Does that mean you'll be going with my suggestion then ? `8¬)

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2002

Nah ! I wouldn't want to distract the lads.

-- Anonymous, January 15, 2002

Get her a couple of white wines and she'll go topless.....after she's stopped hitting people.....

-- Anonymous, January 16, 2002

Ah but Gav I've made a New Year's resolution to behave with a feminine demenour from now on ;-)

I didn't hit you did I ??

-- Anonymous, January 16, 2002

You only had to get a couple of white wines ? Damn, I feel ripped off now ! `8¬)

-- Anonymous, January 16, 2002

White wine with Rophenol (sp?) chasers though Homer ;))

Kats....no you didn't hit me.....just the other 52,000 people in the ground that day....

-- Anonymous, January 16, 2002

Rohypnol, I understand it's called. Now, can I get you another drink?

-- Anonymous, January 16, 2002