Q) What did the snail say to the slug?

A)"Big Issue"

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2002

Answers

Two doctors were in a hospital complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does absolutely everything backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!" The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!" Suddenly, they hear this blood- curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!", said the first doctor, "I just realised I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2002

Haha great

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2002

Nice one, bonny lad.

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2002

Divvent get the first, second's very canny. :-{E}

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2002

First should be the other way round - what did the slug say to the snail - the slug being homeless and all.

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2002